Lady of Pain Remastered

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PART FOUR

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Added October 2024: I’ve remastered Lady of Pain by upscaling the “better than SD but not quite HD” camera originals to 1080p MP4 which looks much better on modern devices”. Enjoy!

This was the first “proper” horror film we ever shot, on location in France back in 2007. As such it was the fore-runner of Bride of Darkness, so to celebrate Hallowe’en this year I decided to remaster and re-release it to celebrate.

Jenny and Sarah had had a disasterous week in Cannes. Not only had they
failed to get backing to make either of their film projects, they were really
starting to get on one another’s nerves! The sat-nav was playing up, they hadn’t
had any phone signal in half an hour and they were lost in the dark somewhere in
the middle of rural France, miles from anywhere and a hell of a long way away from
the ferry port at Caen…

Their arguments drown out the sussurations and haunted moaning coming from the woods around them. The figure of the mad monk is briefly visible in the darkness (video camera technology for shooting in the dark has come a long way since 2007!) and then… the car stops. It’s not petrol, not the electrics. What could have killed the car? Of course there’s no phone signal!

There’s nothing for it, someone has to stay with the car and someone has to go for help. Sarah heads off into the darkness.

Strange forces gather and swirl around the car. Jenny tries to work on her laptop, but even she cannot ignore that SOMETHING weird is going on! Suddenly, the seat belt constricts painfully, binding a satin-blouse-clad Jenny to her seat! The cable of her phone charger has somehow wrapped itself around her hands! And now another has tied her knees! She kicks and struggles against the bondage, but there is no escape. The car window opens and something starts to suck her out into the darkness!

PART ONE

PART TWO

PART THREE

PART FOUR

PART FIVE

PART ONE

PART TWO

PART THREE

PART FOUR

PART FIVE

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